BeechGae #1

Code name: Fat Lip

Traits: Manipulative, Two-headed snake behavior, ‘pan-sat’, tendency to have bitch fit, male PMS, authoritative in a bad way, leecher, vengeful, girl-like behavior, minimal boy-like behavior (goes to the gents washroom, that’s it) and ugly version of Homer Simpson (?)

Power: 1) Super strength to hold big shot people’s lampa. 2) Capable of making deadly critical attack from behind. 3) Big fat lip full of bullcrap which smells good at first to blind or deaf preys.

Sidekick: The hair. Used to be only short and spiky but one uneventful day, another BeechGae decided to join forces with Fat Lip. From the process of 2 sexually become 1, the medium-long blunt hair was evolved – evidence of growing influential power.