BeechGae #1

Code name: Fat Lip

Traits: Manipulative, Two-headed snake behavior, ‘pan-sat’, tendency to have bitch fit, male PMS, authoritative in a bad way, leecher, vengeful, girl-like behavior, minimal boy-like behavior (goes to the gents washroom, that’s it) and ugly version of Homer Simpson (?)

Power: 1) Super strength to hold big shot people’s lampa. 2) Capable of making deadly critical attack from behind. 3) Big fat lip full of bullcrap which smells good at first to blind or deaf preys.

Sidekick: The hair. Used to be only short and spiky but one uneventful day, another BeechGae decided to join forces with Fat Lip. From the process of 2 sexually become 1, the medium-long blunt hair was evolved – evidence of growing influential power.

The BeechGae Fever

I consider this blog to be only suitable for those legal age 18 years old and above or depending on which country you're from. Lame.

If you are the kind of person who's not comfortable with these kind of words, then I apologize for the offence and thanks for your brief visit to this blog. =D

One time in my life, because I was pissed off at some people, my mind came up with the words 'bitch' and 'gay'. Combine those two words together, it become 'bitchgay'. Sounds rowdy yet catchy. I like it, my friends like it and soon I believe more pissed-off people will like it.

At time when you hate on someone and you'd like to curse him/her. It's not really safe to use just the word 'bitch' for female and 'gay' for male because it would be quite obvious at who you're pointing at. So, just the word 'bitchgay' regardless of the gender will do. E.g. F***! That bitchgay is way over the line today! D=<

Or when you see something funny, you would like to use the word 'bitchgay' to describe it. E.g. Oh, that's so bitchgay! HAHAHA!

Or use it as a rude way to playfully address your friends. E.g. Aye! Wassup bitchgay!

Or use it to describe an action. E.g. 1) Lets bitchgay that car tonight! 2) Poor dude got bitchgayed by his gf last night.

And many many more... I'm not discriminating, I'm just hating on people and stuff that pisses me off.

Oh yeah, and for fun for making fun of annoying people like 'two-headed snakes species'.

For the record, I'm usually a very nice person who does not curse at people who I'm mad at. I only curse for fun during playing games, making fun of people, description for feelings of sudden pain and talking bad about other people. Hey, I don't like people to curse at me too.

P.S. The word BeechGae is another way to pronounce BitchGay. I intentionally did it for this blog's name to look as 'decent' as possible lol.

Piss (Peace) out!